Yippee-ki-yay, merry Christmas!
Celebrate the most wonderful (and explosive) time of the year with the only holiday sweater that’s been cleared by both the FBI and Santa’s naughty list. This isn’t just an ugly Christmas sweater – it’s the unofficial uniform of everyone who knows Die Hard is a Christmas movie and isn’t afraid to ruin Aunt Karen’s dinner with that hill to die on. Featuring Hans Gruber’s final career highlight in festive knit form, complete with ventilation shafts, exploding rooftops, and the timeless words scrawled on John McClane’s undershirt (now in eco-friendly French terry).
80% organic cotton, 20% recycled polyester – because even barefoot heroes care about the planet
100% organic cotton exterior (soft enough to crawl through an air duct in)
Classic ugly-Christmas-sweater pattern with subtle falling bad guys and limousine reindeer
Set-in sleeves – perfect for dramatically removing your watch and handing it to airport security
Printed with love, zero royalties to 20th Century Fox (we checked, they’re cool with the vibes)
US customers: order one size up – these run tighter than the Nakatomi ventilation system. Whether you’re storming the office Christmas party, arguing with strangers at the mall, or just looking for an excuse to quote Alan Rickman in a festive voice, this sweater guarantees one thing: nobody’s asking you to take your shoes off. Now, come out to the coast, we’ll get together, have a few laughs… and maybe a few eggnogs. (Pure parody & holiday cheer. No actual machine guns included. Hans Gruber sold separately.)
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the EU REACH requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Organic Clothes ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety-related enquiries or concerns, please contact us at info@organicclothes.ie.
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